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These Memes Totally Sum Up Your Miserable Marriage Life

Memes & Marriage Goes together like a horse and carriage...

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    Dish - Texts from wifer where ru Merkitchen Wife: Canu feed cat Mmean garage W.bring in laundry Mbathroom WAclean toilet M Haho W: get potatoes Sweel BAKEDife
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    Text - Vaseline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children Just stick that stuff on the outside of the doorknob and the kids can't turn the knob to get in
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    Product - Mywife isn't messing around anymore. Touch this thermostat again and you will wake up without a hand That's All
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    Text - Space Force General @ZingHurler My wife's superpower is observing when I'm happy and putting a stop to that nonsense
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    Text - Amy Dillon Gamydillon Follow When my husband goes outside to investigate a strange noise, how long do I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching? RETWEETS LIKES 2,180 897
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    Photo caption - ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT MARRIAGE AND INSANITY BOTH INVOLVE COMMITMENT AND WHITE CLOTHING!
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    Text - Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive -Amen
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    Text - Marrmiage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
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    Product - What it's like living with my husband...
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    Cartoon - Me when my husband is being a little too nice to me... He did something.c.
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    Face - Husband: "How were the kids today? Me:
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    Speech - Marriage is hard man. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got a divorce. Nelson Mandela spent 27 years ina South African prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said "I cant take this shit!"
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    Text - Marriage is a fun way to test your threshold for loud chewing and snoring.
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    Photo caption - BEFORE YOU MARRY A PERSON YOU SHOULD FIRST MAKE THEMUSE A COMPUTER WITH SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO THEY REALLY ARE
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    Text - Dan Follow edadopotamus My wife just asked me to build a new deck like I'm Jesus or something 7:27 PM-25 Aug 2018
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    Hair - How I stared at my husband for all 2h and 29m of Gone Gil Not The Worst Mom
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    Text - Michelle Ames Follow @michelleames Making sure you're the first to ask "what do you want for dinner" so you don't have to be the one to decide. #marriedpeopleproblems 5:10 AM -9 Jan 2016 2
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    Text - When you had a fight with your wife last night, but she still makes you a lunch the next day.. FYI This NOT Made was With love.
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    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again Follow NewDadNotes Wife: [reaches for the fries on my plate] Me: [slides grocery divider between plates] Wife: you said you didn't take that from the store. Me: and you said you didn't want any fries but here we are.
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    Supermarket - MY HUSBAND TOLD ME TO PICK UP SOME-OIL NOWI KNOW HOW GUYS FEEL IN THETAMPON AISLE
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    Chin - Marry someone who looks sexy while dissapointed.
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    Movie - Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married Senior Year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since. But what if you could do it all over again? I would jerk off and live by myself, that woman is the bane of my existence.
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    Cartoon - What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway
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    Text - Netflix & Chill: "Babe, get closer so we can cuddle during this Nicholas Sparks movie." Netflix & Relationship: "Yo, I'm gonna start this Hitler documentary whether your ass is in the room or not."
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    Icing - Husband to be" please keep the wedding low key" Me " Sure hun... Inoateoccoa
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    Cake decorating - Marriage is all about compromise
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    Tree - Sign in the paint store.. Husbands MUST have a note from their wives bafore selecting colors PLEASE FLG
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    Text - Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Saturday Monday Friday Sunday 1 Notes November 2013 6 8 5 Married life is pure excitement.. 10 12 16 15 18 17 19 22 21 23 Ham 24 25 26 28 27 29 30 ecod w b Notes 21 22 Ham Expires 28 29
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