Cloudy Day, They Huddle, But... How many paranoid lemurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know but it's at least as many as we have here. Their heads are on a swivel like they are storming the beaches of Normandy. At least we know no one is going to prank or mess with this group. They'll be off like rockets before a threat gets within a mile. Slight exaggeration, but they are super vigilant with knowing whats going on around them, and it seems they all are working together. But have you ever wondered what animals would have been called, if not for their given names? If you can get through this list without laughing at any of these alternative animal names, you have a will of steel.