Where's my lifetime achievement award??? I've chewed more furnature than any man alive and where's my Oscar???

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Purrpetually hungry 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6