When you don't hear what she said because you were thinking about what could happen the rest of the night.

‘Get out of my house’: Home seller discovers buyer moved into their house before closing date, leading to legal dispute when seller demands she leaves 1

New boss ruins everything, derails a high-functioning team, leading to key employee's departure: 'For a 0% raise I'm giving 0% effort' 2

‘The system makes no sense’: New hire refuses to accept company's payroll system, accusing manager of withholding his pay 3

'Thanks for nothing...': Part time employee fills in for full time coworker, boss chastises him for going the extra mile instead of thanking him 4

'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024) 5

New manager fires on-site team member and orders remote worker to work on-site instead: 'I said no' 6

Nice and lorge 1

Time to nap 2

31 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (May 1, 2024) 3

Woman Who Found One-Week-Old Kitten In a Lowe's Hardware Store Shares the Journey of Nursing Her Into Missy, the Healthy Cat She is Today 4

Rescue those poor humans 5

The resemblance is uncanny 6