People ask me, "Zebedie, how do you get to have a sushi plate all to yourself?" and I just answer -- I'm worth it.

A Purrfectly Fresh Fancy Feast of Cat Memes for Kitty Connoisseurs Hungry for a Good Time 1

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 2

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 3

34 Cat Snaps Highlighting Hissterical Hooligans, Fuzzy Funnies, and an Overall Vibe of Purrfect Pawsitivity 4

Chonky Cat Dives After Lizard That Got Under Owner's Desk, Emerges Having Successfully Caught It (And Accidentally Saves Its Life) 5

27 Feline Funny Cat Memes For A Caturday Full Of Smiles 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 4

He'll catch one for us 5

Purrpetually hungry 6