Oh My F*ckin' Gawd of the Day: Most Boston Man Ever Loses His F*ckin' Mind Over This F*ckin' Fish Right Here, Bro

"It's a baby whale!"

Michael Bergin had himself an aquatic adventure the likes of which the rest of us can only dream of having.

Well, at least he acted like it. The very excitable Bostonian (actually his Facebook profile says he's from Malden, MA, which is just outside Boston) landed the fish of his dreams and goes insane during the whole adventure.

And you lucky bastard get to see the whole f*ckin' start of the f*ckin' thing right here, bro:



This glorious man guesses that it's everything from a baby whale to a tuna.

We're almost positive it's an ocean sunfish, which do indeed swim in the Atlantic. A few of the Facebook commenters agreed with us.