Pornhub Reveals That The Super Bowl Makes People Horny, Baby, Yeah

Well this was to be expected. 

Pornhub released their stats of traffic, searches, and overall usage before, during, and after the Super Bowl, wouldn't you believe it, but football makes football fans randy, baby, yeah. Just not during the game. Apparently, most people take a break from crankin' it for once, and watch the goddamn game when it's on, and shoot back over to the computer to shoot one out once it's over. 



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 As you can see, people like to watch their pregame shows and their football enough to stop grabbing their own genitals for second. But once that game ends, all the blood rushes right back down to their pants, and they log on before bed. 

Interestingly enough, Massachusettes users were more likely to visit post win than Atlanta Falcons fans post loss. Apparently, the sweet sight of pornography isn't enoguh to cheer up Atlanta. 



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 But the best part of all of this is that on gameday, people like wathcing football related porn. Look at these searches and marvel at the idea of searching "halftime" related pornorgraphy, whcih spiked 2,432% — probably up from no one ever searching that ever because why would anyone? 



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