I Can Has Cheezburger? Newsletter

You have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to turn to run from police and get tazed or shot. You can ask to speak with an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, a crumby one will likely be assigned to you. Do you understand the rights I just read? With these rights in your mind, do you wish to tell me what I want you to say happened?