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Stupid And Silly Sh*tposts For The Bored And Depressed (37 Memes)

These dumb sh*posts will help you make the best out of your three-day weekend. Well, there are probably a lot of cooler and more fun things you could be doing with your weekend, but these memes are here for you in case you just want to kick back and relax.

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    Text - Text - Helen Kim @hlnkim Keanu Reeves was at Ali Wong's show yesterday & tried to sit in the normal people seats until an usher and lady came to reseat him probably to a better seat bc he's Keanu Reeves. He prob could have just gotten a free VIP seat but he just went on ticketmaster himself like a normal
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    Text - Wood - Management: "Don't use the laser engraver for non-work related purposes." Me: Uses laser engraver for non-work related purpose. Management:
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    Text - Text - 7:00 < Tweet Lisa Bedrick @angel28kc Spirit of depression be gone! I declare you are all now Free from the spirit of fear or anxiety. You are free from the spirit of heaviness or depression and the spirit of anger and wrath. Be free. Be whole. The joy of the Lord is your stretgth Keep yourself joyful AA 4:49 PM 9/25/19 Twitter for iPhone 5 Retweets35 Likes Ms. Sativa the Highest of... 14h Replying to @angel28kc Didn't work I want a refund 74 Tweet your reply
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    Text - Dog - When you lied on the resume but still got the job
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    Text - Text - 10:36 66 < Tweet t Katie Hopkins Retweeted Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins 800,000 Californians expected to have electricity shut off for 5 days to prevent wild fires. For advice and support on living without power please contact @HillaryClinton 5:44 PM 10/9/19 Twitter for iPhone 6,271 Retweets 17.1K Likes
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    Photo caption - Cat: freshly shed hair? Me: please no Cat: JuSt sAy wHeN!
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    Text - Dr Emma Beckett @synapse101 My boyfriend & I each had a cat when we moved in together. Normally, mine sits with me and his sits with him. But tonight we are siting in each others chairs, so now we are sitting with each others cats. Turns out, our cats are attached to the spots they sit, not us at all 6:04 pm 9/10/19 Twitter Web App
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    Product - Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song Jimmy McCloskey Friday 4 Oct 2019 7.16 pm f 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE PRoboCop A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime-then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures: ABC7/Huntington Park PD)
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    Photo caption - When college freshman walk into any room: The time has come to get absolutely shit-faced!
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    Food - This sign is not appropriate for the hospital OFFEE PUMPIN SPICE LATTE FALL AGAIN SALTED CARAMEL HOCHA FRAPPO O UCKS
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    Text - I've never lost a game of sex, I always finish first 13:46 10/10/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed... After 2 minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
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    Face - Jared Leto @JaredLeto Stop sending me this shit
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    Adaptation - My dad: *never wears a hat at home* My dad visiting another country: @black_humorist হং
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    Text - Darius @DariusDaGodd Guys with no cars always be cheating the most, like how tf you even get over there 6:10 PM 10/9/19 Twitter for iPhone 688 Retweets 2,766 Likes
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I'm a good dad but not "let my kids beat me at Mario Kart to raise their self-esteem" good.
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    Text - Jess. @JessicaFogg17 One of my kids today told me "I love tequila. Tequila helps me sleep at night." And like the concerned professional I am, I had to call mom and see what was up with this...THEY NAMED THEIR CAT TEQUILA. 6:41 PM 08 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 4,861 Retweets 48.7K Likes
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    Face - 6th Kardashian sis, @MLSialoTobiko Wyd? Nothing, why? Incoming video call* Drinkstar @kimanziii 3d Bomboclaat
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    Text - Stand Up Sandbox @UpSandbox Is anyone else concerned that we say a doctor is "practicing" medicine? 8:58 PM 10/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - Pro Tip: Instead of fake Halloween decorations, use front facing MRI images instead...
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    Human - Who knows what she's all bought by now... target NOT HOMELESS WIFE IN TARGET 2t HOURS PLEASE HELP!
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    Cartoon - shitty watercolour @SWatercolour be as kind to yourself as u are to ur cat u are still Perfect 8:53-11 Oct 19 Twitter Web App
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    Cat - itseasytoremember someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality itseasytoremember nvm i found it
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    Face - Someone: I love your car! Me: Oh, thanks Me on the inside:
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    Text - Pesse don't break the window The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music. 6:05 PM 10 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone ంంంగ
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    Orange - Me when someone at work tries to raise their voice at me... I Light Up Try Me
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    Text - maisey davison @maiseydavisonx my three year old niece ordering the jacket potato then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato wearinga jacket was the highlight of my night like
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    Text - Tweet SOFLO @FLSURFR When I look in the mirror naked, I've noticed I got about a 10% window where I'm not hideous 8:26 PM 10/10/19 Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity
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    Purple - My pet when I open a snack: whomst has summoned the almighty one
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    Text - @turtlekiosk guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that
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    Text - Joel D. Anderson @byjoelanderson Man. If an old black person tells you "come to find out," there's about to be a helluva plot twist. 4:58 PM 10/10/19 Twitter for iPhone 143 Retweets 847 Likes
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    Speech - When your supervisor acts extra nice to you in front of new employees ZUD @savageparamedics
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    Text - Pretty rude when you're dispatched to an "unknown medical" and the person is waiting for you with 47 packed bags, 5 family members, 8 cars in the driveway, and says they only called 911 so they'd be seen faster in the ER, but ok @savageparamedics
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    Cartoon - Me: "I need some new people in my life" Also me: www New people New people New people
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    Text - Cat: that's a nice boob you got there. Be a real shame if someone were to step directly on it and then not move, putting all their weight on a single paw.
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    Cat - My Cat started screaming that I feed him, and I tell him "stop yelling!" And he continues, "stop!" - I scream and he won't give up. In the end I said "you are fat" and he fell silent. now he is sitting and looking at me like that: Immediately apologize to him
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    Firefighter - Hardware FIRE SAFETY -CENTER $15 DEPOT Ma Make sure your ho is protected
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