“Portrait of a Televised Soccer Family When The Score is Tied”— Glennon Doyle (@GlennonDoyle) June 26, 2019
Left Wife: YAY! A TIE! Isn’t it wonderful? Everyone is winning! I love the soccer!
Right Wife: %## $&”” %*#!
Child: You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime pic.twitter.com/RSA7kpYUvD