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Domino's Pizza Delivery Hero Saves Guy From Psycho Ex

Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet. 

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    Land vehicle - RER CAR25WEB Domino's UNTIL SAM te e a omines cn at Cat thesituationreport This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all w
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    Text - ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now EX- girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: l'll just break it off. Wrong. One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with
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    Text - Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck. The Pizza Tracker. Pizza tracker? Fk yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's. It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza. ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS ESPAÑOL TRACKER Domino's DOMINO'S TRACKER Want to know what's happening with your
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    Text - We had just entered stage 2: Prep. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast," I put my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2. By the end of my thought, the door swung open. Guess who. Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya ri
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    Text - I try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE F K DOWN!" She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. I inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bi h i
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    Text - GOD SPEED ALEJENDRO!!! MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS! Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse. It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time. She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day. 10 more minutes go by. Alejan
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    Text - still in stage 5. FK YOU PIZZA TRACKER , YOU'VE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his '98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my
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