The latest from ALiCEiSaLEDGEND
Me: "No mom, still don't have a boyfriend." Mom: "Do you think that maybe you might be a lesbian?" Me: "No mom, I'm not a lesbian." Mom: "Shouldn't you at least try it?"
(Playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time) Mum: This game is horrible. I bumped into a man's car, so I got out to apologise and he shot me!
- On my 21st birthday My mum: Oh! You're so grown up! Sometimes I wish I could just put you back in my womb and keep you safe and with me all the time! Me: ...That has to be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard...
(To my sister) Mom: Dont drive in heels. Dad: Yea, its hard. Me and Sister: How do you know!?
My brother: *uses the term 'douchebag' in a sentence* Grandma: *real mad* Do you even know what a douche IS? My brother: ...Can we please not have this conversation?
me: why cant i wear that shirt mom: it might offend THE GAYS!
Mom: Don't get one of those memory foam mattresses. They're great for sleeping but not for other things Me: ... Mom: Your knees sink in too much.
