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Hipster Kitty: Making Sense

Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

My, hasn't little Tiddles grown! What HAVE you been feeding her?

Wat? he wuz liek dis when i got here

you moved again, human. why did you move? did i give you permission to move?

I'M A BOOK JUST A BOOK AN ORDINARY BOOK, YOU CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M A BOOK

DILEMMA

Whatru yellen @ me fur? Shez on da table too?

I tell her again and again, "How can I be the epitamy of evil when I have a hot pink carrier?"

"Okay, that's enough. You've talked to the kid, now leave the money and the cat toys under the bridge as we instructed you."

Fun at Doggy's Expense

Wow. She's right! I CAN hear the voices in her head....

To her surprise, Bella finds the foot she'd misplaced two years ago.

EBERYFING I ebber owned or lubbed...

SPELUNKING

Mai arms nawt reely dis long. Iz optikal alluz... illoosh... ur eyes r screwing wiff u.

i nu u wuz sad so ai bringed u a flwur

Say it AGAIN I dare you

Nao yu hav my littul gurl hoam by midnite. Midnite, yu heer?

Mother-In-Law dog is judging you

Why I use Twitter

Types of Music

Reason Mom Grounded Me

Muffin resented Ginger from day one

Perfekt disgize fer infiltraytin piknik

Who's Awesome? You're Awesome

Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me your ears...

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