Mum: Who's winning? Green Bay or the Packers?
Me: I'm off to the party I'll be back by 11. Dad: Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful, and if you can't be careful, be safe, and if you can't be safe, name it after me.
While talking about how only boys sat by me in my new class, my Grandma asked: What's the girl version of a chick magnent? And my Grandpa replied with: A stud finder!