By ParadoxialEvent on Sep 9, 2013 at 9:00 PM
hey amy! -hugs bakc, nuzzles your cheek-
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:53 PM
(yes she is and I need to go to sleep) * hugs you back* I just can't see myself having foals... beside, you know, bad seed and all. It's better that I don't. Better for everypony.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:46 PM
* she blanches * I don't... no, no, but thank you very much. * she's shaken *
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:45 PM
Oh. Ah... an injury when I was young. An unfortunate fall.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:39 PM
Oh well, * she rears up * you see, my nipples, flat as a couple of pancakes. Of course, since I can't have foals, it hardly matters.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:19 PM
* nods, eyes glazing over when you get to "quantum-locked" * OK. I'll make sure to not blink, not look away and run like hell if I see one.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:14 PM
I'll keep that in mind. What exactly makes them so dangerous?
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:13 PM
(The American Doctor walks in and gives me a hug)
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:10 PM
I don't know, I didn't see anything except this fountain with some statues in it that looked like human pegasi, and then he freaked and chucked me back in the car without so much as an Excuse Me.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 8:00 PM
He said he was the American one. There was also a Brit he mentioned. And an Equestrian. He seemed like a nice fellow... offered to buy me a drink, took me for a ride in his Delorean, then he saw something that spooked him and he turned around and dropped me off here and I haven't seen him since. It's been almost a week I think.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 7:17 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you. I've just never seen a human female before. Or a human male, except for that Time Lord fellow who said he wasn't really a human.
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 6:55 PM
Really? Are human breasts always that full looking? * she looks down * Us pony's are pretty much flay unless we're nursing, and even then, unless you're like Milky Way... it isn't like... * she gestures at you * THAT!
By Princess_Mi_Rosasplendere_Melodia on Sep 9, 2013 at 6:53 PM
Can we go inside?
By Piercy_Pain on Sep 9, 2013 at 6:47 PM
Another human! Oh! And I would guess you must be a female! Goodness, are you nursing? Where's your foal?
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