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You woke me up ... ? Youz better be on fire or sumfin ...

Automatic Water Feeder Right when you need it most

Landlord Fail

House Advertisement Fail

Instead of fighting each other, let's go get rid of Britney, Miley, and Paris and really do something good for our country.

Why do I have Nicole's hair?

I don't do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy

Help thy neighbor... but only if they can already help themselves.

Babysitting Fail

Breaking News - Biden catches a grasshopper. Says he shall hug it and pet it and love it and name it George

Sarah Palin Without Lipstick

TALENT

No, no, you want "evil". What you've got is "batshit crazy". Not same thing.

What? Are you serious? You expect me to sit around and wait for some guy to come and save me? I'm going to law school in August and as soon as I'm out of this dump I'm reporting my stepsisters and stepmother to the police for harassment and slave labour.

I think I've figured it out.

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GIMME BACK MY RUBBER DUCK!!!

THE ANNOYING DRUNK

Y' evah stop to think 'n forget to start agin?

Sex Drugs Rock n Roll

In a couple years I'm gonna dress up as a deranged clown and terrorize your sister.

What a relief you're here. That last president thought I was Bill Nye, the Science Guy

me? make jack nicholson look sissy? Psh, whatevs.

Tubing Fail

now would be a good time to call :

iz de scawy movie ova now?

Apparently, Basement cat felt that 4 horsemen weren't quite enough for his purposes.

Be the worst president of the States, invest in war and in destroying other countries and you'll be okay..

Why drink and drive... ... when you can smoke and fly?

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