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On second thought, let's not go to Camalot. It is a silly place

NRA Protecting Lawns since 1871

I do say "NO" to drugs...

It takes four Tylenol to do what one Advil does.

Breaking News - President Obama stands next to life size replica of own testicle, apologizes for inaccuracy in size. Claims, "It was cold that day."

All kidding aside, I just wanted to let you know that only one of us is leaving this room alive. You are not that person.

In a world without walls and fences....

Breaking News - Californian footlong launched by the Governator

Obama may have air force one...

Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . . Delicious, tasty, torture . . .

See if you can guess who will be the first one to die.

Data, I realize that you are anatomically correct, but you don't have to say "Hailing Frequencies Open" every time you unzip your fly.

Whatzzzup Guys... What's all this commotion about ???

In United States, you are on a boat. In Soviet Union, a boat is on you!

Thanks to George W. Bush, I'm FINALLY off the hook!

"DEATH TO AMERICAN UNBELIEVERS"

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Why yes, I think I DO feel a little case of the Pon Farr coming on.

Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through. Whee! We're online!

Son, don't make me come over there and kill you with this paper.

where will YOU be when your laxative hits?

Actually, it is a light saber. But I am happy to see you.

ASS+U+ME

Everybody Lies

When he said more cowbell he meant... More cowbell.

Are you actually reading this?

Why is... the Sun... wearing... ...sun glasses...?

In movies it's called romantic In real life it's called stalking

Sorry, boys. Girls only.

Somehow still gay

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