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Mom: You listen to rap music? What happened to my good little girl who used to listen to loud roc...
(Show my mom a picture on my new phone) Me: Look, it's the cat! Mom:(Puts phone up to ear) Hello?
Me: I'm off to the party I'll be back by 11. Dad: Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful,...
(got a text from Dad) Dad: How do I answer the phone?? Me: Seriously? You can TEXT me but not a...
Mom: So I was driving home today and saw a dead frozen duck in the middle of the road. Me: Okay....
(Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door) Mom: *answers door to be polite* Dad: HONEY! Come back! T...
Mom: Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, name it after me.
