it made my day

  • My friend was in a serious car crash and now has temporary steel pins in both his legs and his ja...
  • Today is my birthday. The crazy snow we've had for the past two days were going to snow me in the...
  • Last night my son was lamenting that cats don't greet their owners at the door the way dogs do. W...
  • I got a Guitar Hero Metallica for my birthday. And my dad really doesn't like metal music and he ...
  • My boyfriend and I are buying our first house, and after several offers and counter offers we tho...
  • I just switched from a 6th period AP Government class to a 5th period regular Government class la...
  • Check the size of the .pdf file before hitting "print". Or you will print off 160 pages of useles...
  • One day last Summer I was bored in History class, so I absentmindedly tapped out a four drum beat...
  • My cousin and his wife were told about four years that they would never be able to have children ...
  • My cat always sleeps in my room next to my head. For the last 2 nights, I have been in and out o...
  • Recently, I've been a bit tight on money, and have been watching how much I spend, on gas especia...
  • I recently got my first paycheck from my publishing company. After months of agonising and going ...
  • My husband and I were low on cash (read broke) and our electric bill needed to be put on a paymen...
  • I live in a 1960s-era apartment building, so the walls are thin and we hear our neighbors more th...
  • today i saw two old men riding bikes waiting for the traffic light to turn green. when it finally...
  • I found out yesterday that I was miscarrying my 1st ever pregnancy. I had expected to sit at home...
  • Today I had a nice chat with a customer support representative for a new appliance I just bought....
  • I am a college student living in an apartment with no meal plan. Earlier this month I had to spe...
  • As I walked down a long, dark corridor leading to the restroom at work, my coworker opened the do...
  • I was at the store with my wife who told me, "Don't coast on the back of the shopping carts." Th...
  • My father died four years ago, but last night he visited my dreams and told me he loved me. IMMy...
  • After 32 years and 4 aborted attempts, tomorrow my dream becomes a reality. As a 43 yo, I finally...
  • I was at the bank today to get some money when I recognized a former teacher of mine in the man i...
  • I've been doing well with my new diet and gym workouts. Today I was getting ready for bed and my...
  • After weeks of dealing with a collection agency for a doctor visit I didn't even remember (it was...
  • I had a couple of tough years and couldn't finish my studies due to depressions. I lived in a sma...
  • Had the one of the worst days ever at work. On my way home I was trying to figure out how to quit...
  • A pretty young woman walked out of the peanut shop as I was walking by and a squirrel ran up to h...
  • Today, after paying for 25$ worth of gas in 1$ bills, the cashier asked "Dancer or waitress?" IMMD
  • When feeding my dog, I said to her (in baby voice) "Monster, U CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER!". Upon heari...