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new definition of needy

Yu push it owt an' I'll grab teh floofy bed

some of us just aren't that good a multitasking

When you sed you wuz gettin a new "hog" I thot you meant teh kind wif 2 wheelz dat goez VROOM!

The transition from good to evil Now in kitteh timeline form

Look lady, I'm just saving *someone* from an "Ugly Christmas Sweater" predicament.

"Bring the kids to work" day with Joey the Duck Pickpocket

For ur next craftee projekt, u mite want tu nit sum bandajes, cuz u gonna need dem.

Just a little closer and that Squawker won't say "Kitty's a stupid-head" ever again.

Kittie thinkz it's fair

tsssk.... does your wife know you buy these?

Name: Fluffy

..but anyone who's ever owned a cat for longer than half an hour could have predicted this.

So you looked at Medusa, huh? Dang! That girl gets around!

Yu has mistaken me for sumbuddy who is in teh mood to get up.

cat rule 67# whats yours is theres and whats theirs is theirs

if I get these dry stalks, and you rub the flints together, we can set fire to the dog.

Wat u meen, plzthxbai not wurd???!!!

crime seen imitashun ur doin it rite.

FRIENDS ALWAZ MAKE ROOM FOR FRIENDS.

Getting off my invisible bike

*nomnomnom*

Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

Can we discuss this? Or iz that ur final answer...

When ur too old for Playstation... I'm too old for Mr Snowy.

U jus won a lyfetyme supply of "who givs a crap".

hush puppy

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I shall do my job with all my usual enthusiasm.

Don't forgit yu iz so adorabul tu!

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