Changeling_Zim

By king_salacity on Jul 21, 2015 at 1:08 AM

(you there?)

By king_salacity on Jun 26, 2015 at 8:46 PM

*they watch as you drop like a rock and land with a thud* "Sal" think he's a threat? "Tia" oh good heavens no. I fear more for his safety than anything

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 26, 2015 at 4:22 PM

Ah, well in that case I- *grabs the highchair and throws it through a window* Fool! You cannot trick the clever Zim! *goes flying out the window*

By king_salacity on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:39 AM

*tia* for what? being the runt outcast of a hive?

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:35 AM

*goes back to his high chair and sits trying to think of what to do next* So...uh...execution or something then?

By king_salacity on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:31 AM

*tia* its cute. sad, but cute.

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:21 AM

Well then, *sits down and taps his hooves together awkwardly as his disguise goes up in green flames* This is uncomfortable.

By king_salacity on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:16 AM

*tia, giggling* did chrysalis really send you all the way out here? *sal* remember the last one she sent? *tia* you mean the one that couldnt understand up from down?

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:12 AM

(hmmm...I think celestia, luna, and any changeling can recognize him pretty easily as a changeling, but everyone else is oblivious like the show) ~Cover blown! Find new cover!~ *straightens up* Uh, yes, I am one of the loyal subjects of the hive of...*looks back at you and pauses as he forgets your name* theirs.

By king_salacity on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:07 AM

*tia* well arent you a well mannered younging? *to sal* how did you get him to be like this? *sal* oh he thinks yo ucant tell what he is. *tia looks at you and (here is where i ask you, do you want everyone to know hes a changling and just laugh or ignore him, or only sal know, and the others cant see through it, like the show?)

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:03 AM

*hops down from the high chair and approaches in a submissive showy way* You grace our presence, benevolent all-powerful leader Celestia. *bows at her feet and nuzzles against her leg* I extend my love to you.

By king_salacity on Jun 20, 2015 at 10:57 AM

*there is a knock at the door and a conversation later, tia is sittling across from slly at the table*

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 20, 2015 at 10:52 AM

Right, *runs over to the bathroom mirror to fine-tune the disguise* polite. Only a changeling would be impolite to the princesses. And I am just a normal pony drone from Celestia's hive. Polite. Pretend she's Chrysalis. *sits down where you gestured*

By king_salacity on Jun 20, 2015 at 10:49 AM

no you will be polite. *motions for yo uto sit in the high chair*

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 20, 2015 at 10:47 AM

You're bringing the ponies' leaders here!? I'm not prepared for that! *starts pacing and muttering to himself* Okay, there's no way I can take them out without a plan and no way I can formulate a plan in time. I've just got to hope my disguise fools them, Chrysalis managed to trick them both for months maybe I can for a night.

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 8:06 PM

oh just celestia. maybe luna too

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:38 PM

*rolls his eyes and transforms into his disguise* Who could this guest of yours possibly be?

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:30 PM

*takes you and suits you up in a little tux*

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:24 PM

I don't know why you care, but yes. Now let me out.

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:22 PM

you squeaky clean?

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:20 PM

My level of dampness is not your concern, channeling traitor! *starts toweling himself off*

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:17 PM

and you need to dry off

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:13 PM

*about five minutes later he bangs on the door* Hey, you can't just imprison me here. I am ZIM!

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:53 PM

whtever you say. *walks out, locks you in*

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:50 PM

Well I haven't in a while so I will because I want to, not because you told me to. *starts scrubbing himself*

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:46 PM

oh im so scared of chryssie and her little youngling. now wash up im having company over

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:43 PM

*grumbles* You're interfering with a Chrysalis agent at work, there'll be war to pay...

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:41 PM

*toeese you into hte bathtup with a rubber ducky*

By Changeling_Zim on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:37 PM

*flails indignantly* No! What are you doing!? Noooo!

By king_salacity on Jun 19, 2015 at 3:25 PM

awww does baby need some play time? *grabs you like a lioness would a cub and trots back to a nearby hotel*