Chaos_Kitty

Dad: You're my little orgasm that could. Me: Thanks?

One of my students last name is Bender. I meet her in the hall today accompanied by her mother. I said "Hi" to her and she introduced me to her mother by saying that I'm her teacher. Hr mother replied "Nice to meet you, Professor Farnsworth!" and IMMD

I saw a little boy in a Batman mask and cape help a little girl up when her tricycle fell over on the sidewalk. Heroes and Chivalry exist and IMMD!

I stopped at a zebra crossing to let a guy on a mobility scooter cross. On the back he'd put a replica license plate that said outtatime. doubt he'll make it to 88mph but IMMD

We were coming home from my cat's vet appointment, and there were 5 people in our building's elevator. A guy saw our kitty, and said to us "Coming from the vet's? Fun stuff, eh?" to which my kitty meowed a loud "NOOOOO!" Everyone laughed, and IMMD!

A few days ago I adopted a new kitten. My cat just wasn't warming up to him. Every day she gets slightly better but still hisses at him if she walks by. Today I was sitting on the couch with the kitten asleep in my lap. My other cat climbed onto the couch and started licking up my arm, hand etc. She then started to lick the kitten on his head. The kitten woke up and stared at her. The look on my cats face when she realized what she had done was priceless! She hissed and ran off but immd