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By Touta_Matsuda on Apr 8, 2012 at 1:19 PM

yeah

By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 1:18 PM

(Me:) HALP!!! (elijah, looks around, confused. Sees me in the water, getting pulled down by my dress.) Gandalf: Yes, I like my disco robe too.

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 1:13 PM

(Me) Wha- (Elijah literally tackles me, and,er, well, you know) Suddenly, we fall into the water. You: ACK! Gandalf: LOL! Me: gurgelwaih hgauhreaueirheguegiuen bebva hveagreyayuvniubruihga Elijah: WHOOO!!! Best! Kiss! EVER!!!

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 1:09 PM

(elijah) No probs. ays to you: Wait... isn't Lonlia married to frodo? (le massive awkward silence.) Gandalf: No. Elijah and frodo are techinacally the same person. (There is a massive pop of white light, and suddenly, Elijah has pointy ears. Elijah: AWESOME!!!

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 1:01 PM

(Me to you) I thought the groom was supposed to have a best man? (You look down the aisel. le Elijah, all alone.)

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By Touta_Matsuda on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:59 PM

yeah i just went to call my dad

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:48 PM

(Cheez, you ligit read my mind. Gandalf would pull out a funny robe, and it would be all rinbow and stuff. LOL we are twins!) Anywho: (Elijah, bouncing on his feet. ) So, can we get started now? I really just want to k- (you smck him again) NO RUDENESS AT WEDDINGS!!!

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:40 PM

(You, grab le random Gandalf) Now, you will be the minister. got it? Gandalf: Certainly. You, looking Gandalf over: Take of the white robe. You look too much like Lonlia. Elijah will probably get confused between the 2 of you because hes knida... out of it. What other robes do you have?

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By Touta_Matsuda on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:35 PM

aw that sux im so terribly sorry

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:35 PM

(cross-eyed elijah grins stupidly and points up at the sky) An' tha' a purdy birdy! (Giggles oafishly) you: GET YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!! ( you poise to smck him again, but I grab your hand.) Cheez... he's probably going to die if you hit him again. (Elijah's eyes go wide as saucers when he sees me.) Whoa.... If tha' n angel, I li' bein' dead!

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By Touta_Matsuda on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:31 PM

hello my cheez bro how are you

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:29 PM

You: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! (We all freeze) Isn't the BRIDE supposed to walk down the aisle nd the GROOM is supposed to be at the end? (elijah) Yeah, bu- (You pounce on him and knock him out, and continue to beat him after hes out cold because he CANT REMEMBER WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!)

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:21 PM

When we get in sight of the pier, you tackle Elijah and cover his eyes. (WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?!?!?!?! GET OFF ME! OUCH! ) I clamber out of the trunck, and run to the pier (see my profile pic) just in time. Elijah bites you hard on the hand, and you shriek like a little girl as you let go.

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:03 PM

(Im hiding in the trunk because he cant see what I look like) Elijah to you: You are very violent, you know that? You, fuming like a mad man: VIOLENCE IS AWESOME!!!!!

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 12:00 PM

( You shove it down his thraot. He screams and gags.) You: WHAT NOW YOU FORGETFUL TWIT?!??!?! Elijah, nearly crying: Your spiked gloves ripped my throat! (Spits blood.) You: TOO FUCKING BAD!!!!

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By lonlia on Apr 8, 2012 at 11:53 AM

B-b-but I HAVE COFFEE BREATH!!!!

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