If you can hear your roommate's alarm clock in the morning, he can most cetainly hear your sexy times at night. #LFMF
Be wary of cats. They may try to lay on your face and suffocate you in your sleep. #LFMF
If you're going to watch a horror movie to kill time, don't do it while painting. The scary suprise noise will scare the crap out of you, and make you ruin your picture. #LFMF