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DOOD! moufwash plz!!

Dey seez me rollin' Dey hatin'

I iz now doin interprutiv dans.

gess wat!! i eated a medacin

This is Chester. As you can see, Chester looks a little goofy. The reason Chester looks a little goofy is because every time someone views this LOL and doesn't vote for him, or add him to their favorites we whack him with a giant foam rubber mouse.

time's fun when ur havin flies

We wuz jus makin shur der was tousand sheetz

Seriously kids, water it's not that bad.

I wuvz my widdle squeeky toy

No, I don't want a kiss. I've seen where your mouth has been, dude.

Iz be rollin they hatin

Weezistance is fyootiel. Dis belly eeryzistibble.

Ignore "Do not feed animuls" sign Teh "not" are a typo

cant reach hand it to meh

OOOW! Dammit Bob!! "Bite me" is just an expression!

iz not addicted to caffeine i juz needs it to function

The difference between u and me is ... ... u are not cute when you do this. Really. Not.

They won't find your body in a dumpster... They'll find your body in SEVERAL dumpsters.

why you has a hide?

CHEERLEADING PRACTICE PYRAMID

doc.. teh novucane..it wurkz

How doz i luk wif mushstash?

Plz to open door. Not that I sure I wants to go out, I wants to stand in open doorway and thinks about whether I wants to go out. It's a kitteh thing. You wouldn't understand.

Am ded, call vet to cancel appointmentz

Emo bunny refuses to get his hair cut.

Dats one small step fur me and... akshualleh dats a reel big step fur me

I IZ STATUZ. HERE BIRDY, BIRDY, BIRDY

No. You "no can has" forgiveness.

Noes way!! U nawt feel dat earfquake? Yeah...dat's it, wuz earfquake!

I haz no thums so i try openz bag wif my mind it not wurkin so well

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