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time out sux

Lies! Lies! is all lies. I no more listen!

i gotz my hogwartz letter!! and da cat is jealus

A watchdog is a dog kept to guard

satelite download commencing in 3,2,1...

Drastic measures are often necessary when tattletale brother is about to blab to Mom.

Don't you hate it when that happens?

There's an app for flat.

Dog eats your homework but kiteh gets you an A

I think, therefore I am

A hundred bucks a month for HD cable and THIS is what we're watching?

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look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

Have u ever smelt a smell so bad that your nose tried to hide inside your head?

Sadly, this maeks meh moar employable than u

Nrmalie i wud b keelin u rite noww. I makes this one exepshin. A little to teh left...

Fluffy's secret to whiter fur revealed

i iz shaolin paws of fury pass me the kitteh food or feel my wrathz

BARNY'S NAP ATTACKS WERE SEVERE

It'z rite behind me, ain't it?

Course I not bizee... I did it rite da 1st tyme.

Breaking News - Hot dogs now provide their own condiments

widdle bunny foo foo hoppin thro da fowest..

Beware, I studied claw-enforcement!

why you want candy? aren't I sweet enough?

'scuze me... can i borrow a flashlight? it's dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.

Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.

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Uze Dah Forse!!!

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