DJ_Offside

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 10:14 AM

(Nom)

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 9:58 AM

*motions for you to come dance*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 8:51 AM

-i laugh as i watch you dance, not really into dancing but loving the whole enviroment- ... -drinkign my 4th bottle-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 8:37 AM

(Haha I know! Lol x3) ~what the!~ *leaves the couch after one more drink and goes to the dance floor* !!!

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 8:30 AM

(i respect limits if imposed n3n) ~huh... so you own this club as well, interesting~ -using my mind to speak sicne i dont like to speak while screaming-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 8:22 AM

*Laughing* well haha! I co own this bar! Remember teal!? *starts talking louder! because music starts playing*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 8:11 AM

-i laugh and hop on the couch as well- this place has a couch! i love the space management of this bar -i take a second bottle and drink it up fast-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 8:02 AM

*two kegs are set down and I'm back on the couch* drink up! *i put a hose in mine and start drinking*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 7:53 AM

(never liked to drink alone o3o) -i laugh as i look at you, already had a full bottle but im not even blushing-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 7:50 AM

(It is a bit early to get hammered but fuck it! I'm on spring break!) *im at the bar now and order two kegs of whiskey*...*i look at you and yell* who wants to party!

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 7:48 AM

i once drank 16 gallons of pure methilic alcohol... i guess i can handle a bottle of scotch with just 35% -i giggle nad keep on drinking as i look aroudn at the bar-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 7:44 AM

*smiles and laughs* so you think you can handle a bottle? Also, I'm just here to do stuff...

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 6:49 AM

(good so far :3) -i giggle and keep drinkiing, i finish my glass so i order a bottle as well- so what are you up to?

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 6:40 AM

(How goes it?!) *takes a drink from the bottle* !!! *shakes a bit and smiles* that hits the spot!*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 12, 2014 at 6:33 AM

(hai! n3n) ... thank you -i start drinking and i look at you with a smile-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 12, 2014 at 6:30 AM

(Hey! :3)

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:25 PM

*a waiter brings over a glass of scotch and a big bottle of Jack Daniel's* ah the usual... *smile*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:15 PM

scotch would be nice... or vodka -i sit beside you and smile-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:13 PM

Whatcha want? I play here a lot so I get drinks for free *smiles and sits down on a couch in the back*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:09 PM

-i raise an eyebrow confused and then i smile- sure! -i walk in with you, swinging my tail around happily-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:07 PM

For wha- actually I'm not gonna ask.. *follows, but stops and see a bar* hey! Wanna drink?

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:01 PM

buying some cobalt blue, some ocre and some red... i ran out of suppliesand ponyville does not have the best ones so... im here -i start walking-

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 9:00 PM

*cross eyed* what are you doing here anyways?

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:58 PM

-i laugh and boop your nose- ... i cant be on canterlot anymore... so i shift my genderandcome when i feel like i want to be in this city...

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:56 PM

*opens my mouth* um...????? Wut?

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:52 PM

(XD so im guessign you dont really like it o3o) -i iggle and kiss your nose- a potion silly... i drank a potion so i canbe a female for 5 days

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:50 PM

(T^T I don't understand) how are you a girl?! *slightly muffled by your hoof*

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:46 PM

(... read the question again xD) !!! -i quickly cover your mouth- shhh... dont saymy name... -i giggle- hey offside

By DJ_Offside on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:45 PM

(No not really) ahhhh... now here is a sight for sore eyes! *walks up to you* hell- PARDOX!

By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 11, 2014 at 8:37 PM

(sexay X3, what do you think about clop? :3) ... -just drank my genderswap potion, mymane brushed and wearing very adoravble and plain makeup as i walk around canterlot aimless- ...