DJ_Offside

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 3:19 AM

*sighs and sits down* why are they always around me?? (trinity is just a bully that fell for said sociopath, they are a couple.

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 3:15 AM

i! wil kill you! *pulls it out but throws it into the ground* but not this night... *within seconds im gone* (hey i gtg, im so tired, ps paradox is a straight lined sociopath, i agree but i never met trinity b4 so...??)

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 3:07 AM

*barely able to but manages to strike you with another, then i press a button on the device and the javelin inside you sparks, then floods your body with electricity, a current so powerful some internal bleeding occurs from the iron in your veins shifting*

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 3:04 AM

*i fall to my hands and feet*... *heavier breathing*!!!*finally stands up*.... *grabs the javelin, slowly pulling it out* hahahahhahahaha!!!!!! *laughing maniacally i throw it right into your shoulder*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 3:00 AM

*doesnt do much to me and i step back again* seriously? *aims and shoots a javelin through you, it gets stuck in your torso*

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:55 AM

*the speed i was running at forces me through and i look at you again* fuck you isaac!!! *throws a punch right into your gut*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:52 AM

*shakes head and stasis' you again* could you stop? seriously you know how expensive a stasis module is?

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:49 AM

*i run at you again and this time with greater force and speed*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:37 AM

*watches* what are you doing?

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:35 AM

*on one knee, grinning* i dont need any saving from you! *spits on the ground and grabs my limp hand and jams it back in the socket, al while listening to the sound of bones grinding together*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:28 AM

*steps back* fuck...i felt that through my helmet....*pulls out a contact beam and places the business end of it on the ground, fires, blasting you back a few yards* if you stop now i can maybe save your arm

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 2:26 AM

*cry's out, and laughs maniacally* fuck you... *heabutts you in the nose, breaking it* how does it feel? Huh!!! HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL?!!? *strikes you hard in your temple with my good arm*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:49 AM

alright thats it. *shoots you with another stasis shot, tackles you, then stomps on your wrist, severing your hand from your body* (it can be fixed)

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:47 AM

right im guessing? *pull out a small pistol an without looking, shoots my revolver out of your hand, followed by a full clip shot around your head*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:39 AM

*sighs, holds my arm up and as a white glow forms aroung my wrist and forearm, your gun is ripped from your grim and into mine*

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:36 AM

*you hear a click and the wheel of cylinders falls away* left or right? *raises my revolver at you*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:32 AM

you havent seen half lf what this rig can do

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:30 AM

yes... i wanted to see your abilities and now i have...

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:28 AM

and your definition of inquisitive includes pointing a very convoluted excuse fr a revolver at my face?

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM

no... just inquisitive... *sips for tea again*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 1:07 AM

*picks up my cutter and leans against a tree, still pointing the rivet gun at you* are...are you insane?

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 12:57 AM

*i laugh and sit down again* well jesus christ your real! its nice to meet you... Isaac...

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 12:30 AM

*holds out my arm* i can make you slow too. *you see a blue flash then everything around you is moving incredibly fast, by the time you recover i have a rivet gun to the back of your chest*

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 12:27 AM

and? your also to slow.... *I grab the plasma cutter and point it at the ground*

By king_salacity on Mar 16, 2014 at 12:09 AM

*a plasma cutter is pointed at yours* dont make me do this. there is enough blood on my hands

By DJ_Offside on Mar 16, 2014 at 12:08 AM

*Within a second im up and the pistol is pointed straight at you* i said sit...

By king_salacity on Mar 15, 2014 at 11:57 PM

again...im quite fine standing

By DJ_Offside on Mar 15, 2014 at 11:37 PM

i said sit... *motions to sit*

By king_salacity on Mar 15, 2014 at 11:31 PM

what? but still what?

By DJ_Offside on Mar 15, 2014 at 11:28 PM

fine... but sit...