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Cats: making safety rails redundant since 1939

I like tu keep my opshuns open

On the plus side, this makes what I did in the living room seem less destructive.

You're doing it wrong. You're. . . dude, let me drive.

I promise I won't be naughty! um...er....much.

love we has it

I IS TOO COMFY.. U SLEEP IN CAT TREE 2NITE

CATastrophe in 3 . . 2 . .

if you can read it you can get it

Hey, type in Free Nomz, and see if it comes out the disc drive.

I'm writing my memoirs. You're in it, of course, I've named a whole chapter after you: 'Canopeners I have known'.

So, what's his name?

*I*, of course, spent the night on the bed.

"I WAS HERE FIRST"

I hoap yur anklez iz inshured.

The postman was delicious.

i'z wanna be good, but daz peer pressure is terrible.

Trafic jams i makz dem

The maid mistook me for a dustmop today. It was a traumatic experience for both of us.

Iz be in ur Facebooks Addin teh strangers.

...Well, crap... NOW what??

It wasn't until Aunt Bertha had gone home that the Smiths learned where poor Sheldon had disappeared to.

vampire kiteh settels in for the day

First he gets a bigger bed than me outfitted with toys, then he gets all the milk he wants, then he doesn't even have to walk to the litterbox and NOW he gets his own recliner?

Julie Andrews? Over on the next hill... with the kids

Pendulum Kitteh... Is Rethinking Career Choice

Good newz: we ate all ur bills & replaced dem wif our cuteness

Safest place in the house...never get disturbed here.

the word SHARE is not in my vocabulary

Invisible bike hits invisible scooter!

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