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Hey George,

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Were you expecting, maybe, Anna Nicole Smith?

HYPOCHONDRIACS ANONYMOUS

Would you like your breasts extra crispy, or original recipe?

Iz...iz dis Mars?

Would you like your breast meal super-sized???

MOVIE REMAKES #1

INVASION... - Jame Gumb invades sorority houses across the midwest for last 3 months. Only known sighting.

And not the way you want to be violated. *hehehehehe*

And in a candid conversation, Michelle explains why Barack "rocks" in the bedroom. *wink wink*

EXERCISE FAIL

WHAT'S NEXT?

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done of earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread;

And Henry thought that the piano lessons would never pay off for Punky Brewster.

Someone told him this was how you signal for a timeout. <-----------------------

Breaking News - Coming up at eleven... we'll show you why a local restroom is the only men's room in the US that has a waiting line to get in.

Getting caught bathing topless in the sink of a public restroom , $50 fine

7TH HEAVEN EPISODE

Ok, Green light.

CLEANSING DISORDERS

New Sport Invented - "Grab-Ass" has officially become a sport today. Rules to the game will be explained in detail on ESPN.

JESSICA BIEL

Breaking News - The world is completely prepared for the dicussion on how our economy is getting better.

Wubbsy fantasized about being, not a fireman, but a fire engine.

Kitty on da bus go round an round

Are these.... breast implants?

diz scenario pwayed out better in mai head.

Missing Gnome - Larry the Garden Gnome was last seen leaving Smurfette's mushroom house around 4 a.m. Hasn't been seen since.

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