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I regret nothing.

Cassie was willing to do almost anything to get a cheezburger... Even marry the Burger King

What? You said, "Get my butt outside" My butt is outside Hehe

The latest weapon in the war against clowns.

HAI MOM!!!

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Ralph wasn't sure what happened to the Christmas tree, but he was sure that somehow he was still going to get blamed...

Brothers, I recommend we go on a fullblown strike, since a slowdown wouldn't really be noticed.

YAWNING

kitteh ponderz teh grate mystreez of life.

No... Do it Over Again... I Look Fat!

So Linda figured, why use a sticky roller on all my clothes when I can get ahead of the game and just use the roller on the cat?

shh...

did uze orders an earl gray ?

Marge unwittingly finds the cat "off" button.

...an eery silence fell.. the spaceship opened up, and a gangplank extended noiselessly.. a strange, hairy creature appeared, adorned with a purple collar and bell.. and after a brief moment of hesitation it spoke: 'take me to ur kitshun, i wa

Firefox has frozen Would you like to restart? Y/N

Take note.

You have exactly three seconds...

Veterinarian Transportation Device Neutralized

Hello I've been expecting you.

NO! I not Ewok! I a widdle lolkat!

only problem with ma plan iz if they shut teh door

What do you mean "fly to Hogwarts?" Why can't we just email him the damn thing?

Plz. Plz remoov ur hand.

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Phew..I think I lost him

They sed plenty more fish in the sea... ....so I eated dem.

Have you considered letting Travelocity plan your migration?

Cats have the uncanny ability to tell when you're about to say something stupid.

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