The latest from Devilducky
My mom just told me that my great-grandma wasn't old enough to get married when she wanted to, so on her wedding day she wrote "21" on a piece of paper and put it in her shoe. When the preacher asked her if she swore she was over 21 she said yes. IMMD!
Today, as I was trying to teach my puppy how to play fetch. He would bring it back but not let go. After awhile my cat jumped down and brought me his toy I threw it and he brought it back and dropped seeing this my puppy did the same. It was the cutest thing ever so not only does my puppy know how to play fetch so does my cat IMMD
I was walking back to my friend's car in the student garage. We passed another car whose license plate said 'Khaaaaan!' Random Star Trek reference MMD
A while ago friends of my parents visited with their two sons Johannes and Lukas. Turned out that their mom, who totally dislikes science fiction and stuff like that, calls them Han and Luke. The look on her face, when she asked what was so funny about those nicknames totally MMD
My mom and I were picking at our gingerbread "houses" earlier. Hers was a double-wide redneck trailer complete with a mullet-bearing marshmallow snow-woman clutching one of those little chocolates shaped like liquor bottles, such as whiskey, and actually containing alcohol. She was eager to eat it, but when she tried to pry it from the dried marshmallow hands, she yelled at in a redneck voice, "Let go of that Jim Bean! You don't need no more!"It totally MMD.
