The latest from Diana_Banana
(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got here early! Me: Why do you even... Mom: Practice, now get over here and let's find a vein. Me: ... How about no. Mom: Oh, that's alright then. You have to sleep eventually.
Me: Dad you wanna take the garbage out for me? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna help me with dishes then? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna donut? Dad: We have donuts? Me: No, I just wanted an answer different from "not really." Dad: In that case... Not really
