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Fear of Swine Flu vs. Knowledge

The only promise that came with that ring was that I'd stick around until we were politically irrelevant

Atlas Juicer

Dispatch, we need backup out here now!

Fox News/Fake Noise Coincidence?

My fist is recession and my hand is the collective face of America. Observe.

Failed Kitteh Job #654 : GPS Receiver

fishin accomplished

Oh, and THERE'S the stare! This is why I should never talk to cats. That freaked- out, what-the-frick stare!

I will DESTROY the first person who makes a "Natural Selection" joke

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Frogger. The Retired Years

Do you know that there aren't $150,000 worth of clothes in all the stores in Alaska? I've seen what life is like in the spotlight. Don't make me go back there! I can't! I WON't!

Dear World, Please accept this token of our gratitude for putting up with us for the last eight years. We humbly apologize and hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive us. We are still young, and somewhat stupid, but hopefully this is a sign to

i solemnly swear to go back to my igloo and shut the fuck up

Having been shot with a tranquilizer dart, Palin will be fitted with a tracking collar, and released back into the wild. This will make it possible to determine if the population of "Palins" needs to be culled.

Before they were famous Rocky & Bullwinkle

I am the current model of Republican vice president. That John McCain has chosen me is surely not an accident. A cut and dried conservative and faithful fundamentalist, That Im a pretty face is surely something he could not have missed. I started out a h

Chuck Norris cat flosses teeth

Madagascar - Live Action Version

Hephaestus, get me another lightning bolt. I missed.

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