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As writting staffs on sitcoms proved expensive, Hollywod was given two new options:

As writting staffs on sitcoms proved expensive, Hollywod was given two new options:

Schrodinger's cat survived the experiment

Schrodinger's cat survived the experiment

SCIENCE

SCIENCE

Likelihood of things cats would say if they could talk:

Likelihood of things cats would say if they could talk:

Nothing stops a Toyota

Nothing stops a Toyota

whassup, George?

whassup, George?

STREET FIGHTER

STREET FIGHTER

"WINEHOUSE"

"WINEHOUSE"

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Weather Fail

Weather Fail

Mavis became a little concerned when the fleas discovered tactical nuclear weapons...

Mavis became a little concerned when the fleas discovered tactical nuclear weapons...

it was carnage BLOODY FUCKIN CARNAGE

it was carnage BLOODY FUCKIN CARNAGE

Stop faking that heart attack... ...and feed me

Stop faking that heart attack... ...and feed me

OMEN

OMEN

A "Capitalist" Insurance company Would have denied him covrage because of a "Pre-Existing Condition"

A "Capitalist" Insurance company Would have denied him covrage because of a "Pre-Existing Condition"

It just doesn't make any sense. Why make cats so intellegent, but give the humans the opposable thumbs?

It just doesn't make any sense. Why make cats so intellegent, but give the humans the opposable thumbs?

No We not like to "move it"

No We not like to "move it"

Ain't this country great? How did we get started? Gunpowder. National anthem? Gunpowder. Bill of rights? Gunpowder. Invasion of Iraq? Gunpowder. Best country in the world. Oh shut up. America rules.

Ain't this country great? How did we get started? Gunpowder. National anthem? Gunpowder. Bill of rights? Gunpowder. Invasion of Iraq? Gunpowder. Best country in the world. Oh shut up. America rules.

Heimlich!

Heimlich!

Oh can of what?

Oh can of what?

I'll try being nicer If you'll try being smarter

I'll try being nicer If you'll try being smarter

We've replaced the Jones family's favorite merlot with an angry kitten.

We've replaced the Jones family's favorite merlot with an angry kitten.

So..I saw this gal with 'GUESS' on her tee-shirt...I said 'Silicone?' and she threw a rock at me!

So..I saw this gal with 'GUESS' on her tee-shirt...I said 'Silicone?' and she threw a rock at me!

DEBT

DEBT

Breaking News - New terror czar Wile E. Coyote to address troops in Iraq later today on "Operation Acme."

Breaking News - New terror czar Wile E. Coyote to address troops in Iraq later today on "Operation Acme."

As you can see, this line represents our projected state deficit. Now, the good news: my advisors tell me that at this point, where the line runs off the top of the graph, it wil re-emerge at the bottom, eliminating the deficit.

As you can see, this line represents our projected state deficit. Now, the good news: my advisors tell me that at this point, where the line runs off the top of the graph, it wil re-emerge at the bottom, eliminating the deficit.

Breaking News - God okays pornography, fake boobs, and morally defunct beauty pageants; gay people still not alright

Breaking News - God okays pornography, fake boobs, and morally defunct beauty pageants; gay people still not alright

WASABI

WASABI

Why doesn't that cross burn her chest?

Why doesn't that cross burn her chest?

Why not put in a couple of flying saucers while you're at it?

Why not put in a couple of flying saucers while you're at it?