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Never go to the Premiere of a movie like Contagion when you are VERY sick and coughing A LOT. Peo...
Never, ever teach your friends about the game. Everytime you see them, you will lose. #LFMF
Dad: Wasn't that Yunkin? Me: What? Dad: Yunkin. Yunkin McDoogan? Me: Ewan McGregor? Dad: Yes,...
(At a charity walk where they're playing 80s music) Me: Is it weird that I know ALL of these son...
(In the computer shop) Dad: So... The shop assistant that served you earlier... Was it a he, she...
Uncle: I want a pet owl. Me: Why...? Uncle: They are so cute, and they eat mice, and they are a...
(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you to...
Dad: While Mom's away, let's become Amish.
