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WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING ME MOMMY?!

Contents of the Bible

Look even i didnt know why i was given that peace prize, i didnt ask for it, they just gave it to me...stop your bitchen

Unlike the United States and Israel, Iran has never invaded anyone. Israel has 400 nuclear weapons. We have none.

I brought you a flower ... but I ate it... Sorry...

u haz boring toyz. no skweekiez. no sparkly stringz. just 'bzzz'.

i has a gir iz a tiny one, but iz stil gir

Contents of a Stephen King Novel Cover

Ok, now. This is the truth. Sadam was going allow gay marriage, so we had to invade to protect the sanctity of christian marrige in Iraq.

Winner of the Best Dressed Drug Dealer in America 2001

AHRrrrrr.... I be hijackin' this thread as long as it takes!

Is that... the last cheezburger?

Breaking News - Origins of welsh language finally discovered

teh power of chryst it compelz u

iz cus im black? cus i haz virusz? i wanz a home!

We don't do touchy feely We do ouchy bleedy

u gived me a soc!! i free

'Cheezburger in paradise', my ass. I'm gonna kill Jimmy Buffett, the danged parrot-headed liar.

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So Can Iz Have Cheesburger Now?

stop laughing at my hat theres fucking dinosaurs outside

Well? Is bin Laden in there?

Hey, it's OUR planet too. Considering how you've screwed it up, do you think we can run it any worse?

WITCHCRAFT

Wun dai u will awl learn 2 fear meh!

OMG it Santa!!

Things you learn from Mythbusters

He rewrote classic stories with his own idea of the characters, his own idea of the story, and how everything in those worlds "should be."

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