FrogInTheShadows

My brother was a quiet kid, and hid the fact that he was being bullied at school for his short he...

I was unfortunate enough to enroll in a writing college class to have Twilight as required readin...

*Watching a Learning Japanese DVD* Lady on TV: *picture of an axe* Ono. Mom: Ono? As in, Yoko O...

Lose weight? Lose boobs. #LFMF

At Dollar Tree: Mom: I like this, I wonder how much it is? Me: Duh! Mom: What? There's no tag...

If you're dating a guy and he makes you feel bad on a regular basis, don't tell yourself he's gre...

(after finding two wild baby rabbits, abandoned) Me: What should we name them? Dad: Lunch and D...

I was working at a computer shop. Two deaf girls entered and were talking with signing. My brothe...

When asking a woman if she is pregnant (which is a fail in itself), never say "are you sure?" aft...