The latest from Gao_Gao
As my mom is talking to some religious people in the doorway, she yells into the living room: "Honey, don't let the goat bleed all over the alter" Me and my brother: XD
Dad talking in his sleep: Obama stole my freakin deer head!
(While shopping, looking at figurines) Stranger: I collect ceramic cats. Dad: I collect shrunken heads.
*my mom kept correcting my dad on a dessert he used to make with his dad as a kid* Mom: You're doing it wrong. Dad: It's my childhood memory, so f**k you!
