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Ritersblock's Mom Shops at the Same Places, That's All

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(When I was much younger) Me: Mum, why does Saint Nicholas have the same wrapping paper as you do? Mum: Because he was impeccable good taste. Now eat your oatmeal.

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If She had Eight Nev's Mom Would have Said "Cultist"

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Mom: Honey, I'm so happy you're Wiccan and not a Satanist. Me: Mom, I'm atheist. Mom: No, you're Wiccan, you have 3 cats.