(How is this still a relevant way to pass the time o_o)
*he growls* Never. (G2g)
This is mutiny! My men will hear about this!
*his claws remain extended as they scrape against your stomach*
(I dunno)
*he swipes his back legs around towards your eyes*
(Not sure)
*he sinks his claws into your stomach*
*he stares at you In shock as his talons extend*
I still need a valid reason.
*she stares, equally as flustered* U- uh...