Grape_Jelly

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:59 PM

fine. we will get the empire to sign themselves away one way or another (ok...im actually quite hungry now XDXD)

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:57 PM

*he growls* Never. (G2g)

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:55 PM

your men?where?! no one is here, this place was secluded for a reason. now sign over the empire. let us help you, and maybe i'll let you out without sucking your emotions dry

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:49 PM

This is mutiny! My men will hear about this!

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:47 PM

*the stomach just churns out goo that sticks to the walls, preventing major damage* have fun in there chicken little. you'll be in there for a while.

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:43 PM

*his claws remain extended as they scrape against your stomach*

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:39 PM

*my own claws hold you where you are. i keep swalowing until you slide into my stomach* mmm, tastes like chicken

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:36 PM

*he swipes his back legs around towards your eyes*

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:35 PM

*swallows more of you* nice try. **swipes your claws behind your back as i swallow more of you*

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:31 PM

*he sinks his claws into your stomach*

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:29 PM

*sal's hooves turn to claws themselves, one of the head's jaw dislocatesbefore it swallows your head and shoulders* a valid reason? how about as an equestrian citizen you are exempt from being hunted, as you are being right now, prey.

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:20 PM

*he stares at you In shock as his talons extend*

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:19 PM

a valid reason?! you want a valid reason?! i'll give you a valid reason! *darts forward and pins you down*

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:17 PM

I still need a valid reason.

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 5:08 PM

*sighs* just accept our offer. for the love of sleipnir just accept

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 5:01 PM

Why not get their new kingdom on that job?

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:55 PM

they have more important matters to attend to, the reconstruction after tirek's attack. for example.

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:52 PM

Then why aren't they the ones making the offer, hmm?

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:52 PM

you...you DENSE MOTHERBUCKER. what is your problem!? im offering acceptance by the hoof of the princesses! by my hoof as queen!

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:50 PM

And I am declining your offer.

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:48 PM

you are making no sense. im offering you barbarians civilization!

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:40 PM

Exactly. And would you like Celestia to be held accountable for disrupting one of those species' habitats with which we share our land it's?

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:39 PM

ponies, torch hounds, zebras, changelings, gryphons, wshatever the fuck tirek and his brother are. sea creatures, chimeras, the list goes on.

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:33 PM

Uh huh. And who do you think resides on those two continents?

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:32 PM

have you looked at a map recently? half the planet is land, the other half water (based of the season four finale adn an image of what mars would look like if it had water) there are three continents. and two are separated only by a wide river!

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:29 PM

Yes, but we're all in the same continent if you recall. Anything they would do to us could also potentially harm their kingdom as well.

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:28 PM

oh but they can. they could just stop the sun from coming up, let your tundra born kingdom freeze. or let the sun never set, adn have your cities drown in waves of glacial flooding. they wouldnt een need to send a single pony nor changeling into your territory, if we wanted, we could annihilate you.

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:24 PM

And...? It's not like they can use it against me.

By king_salacity on May 13, 2014 at 4:22 PM

so? even i have to admit that they are the most powerful beings. think man, just think. a creature that can move the fucking sun!

By Grape_Jelly on May 13, 2014 at 4:16 PM

Both of which are ponies!