The latest from Harriet
If your clothes are still soaking wet after two cycles in the "dryer," make sure you haven't actually left them for two extra cycles in the washing machine. #LFMyHusband'sF
If your wife stays at home with the kids, and you come home for lunch, do not, I repeat DO NOT give your 2 year old son chocolate before naptime then leave. You will be the one cleaning up flour all over the kitchen, pen on the couch, tending to your daughter's battle wounds, and buying your wife flowers to apologize. #LMhusbandsF
Good idea: Adding cocoa powder to oatmeal to add a bit of flavor. Bad idea: Trying to pour the cocoa instead of scooping it. You will end up over-pouring because cocoa tends to clump together. PS: Even after scooping out what I could that was dry, and adding extra sugar to compensate, it tasted like a really crappy candy bar. #LFMF
Before you tell your extremely annoying 11-year-old sister that every time she sings, a kitten gets run over by a car, consider the chances of her actually believing you. Spoiler alert: it's zero. #LFMF
