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Measure of Success

Measure of Success

"May I talk to you about Scientology?"

"May I talk to you about Scientology?"

We're here to kill sparkling vampires.

We're here to kill sparkling vampires.

VAMPIRES

VAMPIRES

Ohhh sh*t... Jada, turn out the lights and stay away from the windows, baby. Tom and Katie are in the driveway again; And this time they've got pamphlets!

Ohhh sh*t... Jada, turn out the lights and stay away from the windows, baby. Tom and Katie are in the driveway again; And this time they've got pamphlets!

But Cedric, you...you can't be alive! I saw Voldemort KILL you!

But Cedric, you...you can't be alive! I saw Voldemort KILL you!

Then you came back as a whiny emo vampire.

Then you came back as a whiny emo vampire.

I missed Twilight auditions Can i use this time machine?

I missed Twilight auditions Can i use this time machine?

so this is a baby. what does it do?

so this is a baby. what does it do?

I had a dream like this once... then I was arrested for possession...

I had a dream like this once... then I was arrested for possession...

MUPPETS

MUPPETS

NOM

NOM

HAIRDRESSERS

HAIRDRESSERS

if we hide up here... the fan girls will never reach me!

if we hide up here... the fan girls will never reach me!

Always use a fresh razor.

Always use a fresh razor.

Good thing we're in a hospital. Yer gonna need it.

Good thing we're in a hospital. Yer gonna need it.

Chef Boyardee???!!! I friggin' love that stuff!!!

Chef Boyardee???!!! I friggin' love that stuff!!!

HUGH LAURIE

HUGH LAURIE

Still Hotter than Sparkling Vampires

Still Hotter than Sparkling Vampires

Dear Diary: If I cut others, am I still emo?

Dear Diary: If I cut others, am I still emo?

A sparkling boyfriend who isolates me from my friends and watches me as I sleep without my knowledge?

A sparkling boyfriend who isolates me from my friends and watches me as I sleep without my knowledge?

It could be Lupus

It could be Lupus

BILLY MAYS

BILLY MAYS

Do I dazzle you? Frequently

Do I dazzle you? Frequently

Don't worry...

Don't worry...

The Anti-twilight Crew

The Anti-twilight Crew

EXPECTO PA... Pa... parlay? no. AVADA KA... Ka... er... Captain Jack Sparrow? No? Well, how about a SHAVE then? Savvy?

EXPECTO PA... Pa... parlay? no. AVADA KA... Ka... er... Captain Jack Sparrow? No? Well, how about a SHAVE then? Savvy?

It's pretty sad that the parody of a song that I wrote is actually more popular than the song that you sang but some other guy wrote.

It's pretty sad that the parody of a song that I wrote is actually more popular than the song that you sang but some other guy wrote.

GEORGE LOPEZ

GEORGE LOPEZ

If one more person says that guy from Twilight is sexy, I will beat them with my cane.

If one more person says that guy from Twilight is sexy, I will beat them with my cane.

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