Nice & Funny Text Things
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My mother and I were shopping for groceries at Walmart. Mom didn't have any cash on her to pay f...
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I work as a clerk at the local 7-11, and I have plantar fasciitis which makes it hurt for me to s...
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My husband surprised my 10 year old son on his fieldtrip to a water park. He said "Hey, it's my d...
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After losing two senior cats and learning the other two seniors have serious medical issues, my h...
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The ice-cream truck will slow down for a running, screaming child. It will speed up if you are an...
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Suggestion for Animal News of the Day: 'Miracle turtle' returns to the sea — after lots of surge...
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Make sure to listen to your new Dubstep before sharing it with Christian friends, especially if y...
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12th Grade Teacher: I wonder why they call a woman's private parts her 'beaver'? Me (...
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*My friend and I were sitting in my room, playing video games when it starts storming after a lon...
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Dad: Haha, you were such an ugly baby. Seriously, you looked like Winston Churchill. All you need...
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Good phrasing: "I like being challenged intellectually" Bad phrasing: "I like being mentally cha...
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Little sister: Dad, why do you sleep naked? Dad: Trust me dear, no robber wants to see a naked m...
