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i plead insanity

At the sound of rusty hinges, Hector suddenly remembered that although the prank on the neighborhood dogs had gone well that morning, he had forgotten to lock the back gate.

No, Mr. Bond I expect you to die.

Smudgy is thrilled beyond words that you woke him up to tell him that you've decided to name him Smudgy.

Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Cloud-Watching Comitteh

Excuse me, Waiter ... there's a hare in the creamer.

There's a DOGHAIR on my blanket!

I haz self-control. Until you turn your back.

One of these things is not like the others

Give a cat a cookie, feed him for a day. Give a cat a girl scout...

Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.

some dayz yoo eets teh cheezburger other dayz teh cheezburger eets yoo

is dis a dream?

If it's "5 o'clock sumwhere" den it's prolly mai birfday sumwhere too.

My fist.... bump it

Sign of a good party: You wake up wearing a traffic cone Sign of a GREAT party: Your cat wakes up wearing a traffic cone

Monorail cat

Good newz: we ate all ur bills & replaced dem wif our cuteness

Harry's tuxedo seemed a bit snug...

the word SHARE is not in my vocabulary

My, hasn't little Tiddles grown! What HAVE you been feeding her?

Rare Breeds - "Shopcelot"

Mittens never knew how to use the timer on his humans camera.

I'M A BOOK JUST A BOOK AN ORDINARY BOOK, YOU CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M A BOOK

Writer's Block - Those cold unfeeling keys just stare at me, mocking me.

DILEMMA

You said if I was good I could put on mah P.J.'s and watch the late movie with you.

Finding out why fresh seafood- can sometimes be too "fresh" in 3...2...1...

i sez i dun kno freebird! you hafta pick sumfin else..

I iz soo hungdover...

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