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Dead and STILL Classier than Paris Hilton.

Dear Diary: If I cut others, am I still emo?

Wait? Vampires are supposed to sparkle now?

come to da dark side we has puppies.

In the future we have laser guns... ...and laser crossbows. Badass.

Number One, note for future reference...

bad touch, bad touch!!!!

PARTY TIME

Use the Force, Han

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

I've been an Axe-Murderer, a Werewolf, a Make-Up Wearing Criminal Wackjob, and a Mental Patient...

I've been dead since 1994 and I STILL look better than Courtney

Why no captain, I've not been making lolcat captions with the ship's computer.

Not sure what you're doing there, Ron. But, y'know, CEILING CAT IS WATCHING....

And spit out the evens!

rly is jus budism wif mupets

I hate Mondays

On the inside, He's trying really hard to not burst into song.

Stop! STOP! I'm still recovering from the 'Aliens' part.

Don't you wish your vacum was as cool as this??

When did vampires start sparkling?!?

Overused because of YouTube and still cooler than Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers combined.

Don't try this at home.

"Damn.. you got a hot tub in yours??"

Behind this happy little rock is where I hide my happy little weed

Breaking News - Billy Mays contracts laryngitis - millions rejoice.

Kirk. Put those back on.

According to ancestry.com, your great, great, great, great, great grandfather was actually an alligator.

After donning Iron Man suit ... Urge to Pee: 0% |--------------[]---| 100%

You need to start wearing a bra, you are distracting the Stormtroopers!!

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