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whachoo meen ai noe kan poopz heer ...? tehy izz shooz, izzn't tehy?

ai kan SOE klym owta mai kribb! Izz thyme foar an BYGG kitteh bedd, aifinkso!

"gushiefud" es tu a werd! No wunda ai onlee gets da drie stufs. U no kan reed.

aifinks himz git up adn go ... ... got upz adn went

meowchual admerashunz sosyetee

Ai has a tanglolled

Yu wanna mesz wif teh goggie? Yu gottu goe fru mih firts.

Luk, Mamma! Ai mayded an raynboe!

At first i was like... And then i LOL'd

doan EBEN aks, k?

sez so rite heer in arifma .. aritem .. numberdy buk .. foardytu gajilion elebenty-seben iz SO a numbr!

it noe wunner mai mommee noe haz boifren - shiz in traneng tu be krazee cat ladee

Pea Green Boat My Ass!

dis mai kuddley, an ai noe sharez. soe dair.

teh weelz on mai idibidi busz goez rown an' rown'

saiv waddur ... ... baiv wif an frend

*humph*

ai noe laik dis bassik - ai kan snorglez wif yu, pweese?

...an i not comin down ... until dat mean ol' mous gose 'way!

sawry ... she nawt enn rite nao ai kan taekz mesuj, pweese?

Dinnur ... al fresco

kipz frendz klose ... ... kipz emmenees kloserer ...

ebrybuddy sez ai haz teh kyoot - soe wy haz yur hedd nawt splorted yetz?

heerz mai fyl - unner P foar Purrfekt

... an ai gona STAE upz hier tyl that bigz ol maus iz GAWN!!

ai r a bigg kitteh nao - kan rolz ober awl bai selfz!

ai iz goeng to basement ... in a hanbassik

weely? ... yu doan sez ...

ai gotted a tyrud, soe mai PaPa pickeded mih upzzzZZZzzz...

yu shud noe haz woked mih upz cept foar gushifud oar Caturday

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