Itz_troll-time

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 12, 2011 at 10:49 AM

Same, but I make time for memes. Get home at end of day - itz troll time. Before leave house in morning- itz troll time. You lack dedication to the memes. Be offended. Then return to rage-comics. Then you can redeem self.

By ShadowRawr on Jul 11, 2011 at 3:22 PM

Long time no see. I've been out in the real world...no seriously.

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 3, 2011 at 1:21 PM

I know snakes are meat. When I'm not veggie, I'm a massive carnivore (and stay that way most of the year). The only reason I don't stay veggie is that I get really thin if I'm not eating meat. And I can't stay off the snake. I am quite a pedro-bear though. I'll have anything. Lemonparty, babyparty, correctage party anything.

By ShadowRawr on Jul 3, 2011 at 1:11 PM

Snakes are meat bro. Just saying. And haha, awesome! Every time I see a baby/toddler I go, "Ewgross."

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 3, 2011 at 1:00 PM

It is. I go vegetarian for month or so stretches sometimes (and I don't actually eat burgers often) (snakes I do often eat). If there is an anti-christ, then there must be an anti-pedobear. You are it.

By ShadowRawr on Jul 3, 2011 at 12:48 PM

Its easy after so long, I've been one 3 years. I have a soft spot for anything that can't talk back...no, scratch that. I still don't like human babies.

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 3, 2011 at 12:42 PM

Vegetarian? I am so sorry for you. I don't know what I'd eat if it weren't for dead animals... such as snakes.

By ShadowRawr on Jul 3, 2011 at 12:22 PM

Well, if it isn't my fault, who's is it? I kid. And that's a tad disturbing, but as a vegetarian, I generally find eating animals unpleasant...

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 3, 2011 at 1:43 AM

I feel like you're blaming me for not living in the same time-zone as you. I don't really eat burgers. I eat snakes... in a salad with a vinegar and child blood dressing.

By ShadowRawr on Jul 2, 2011 at 8:16 AM

You learn something new every day. Though that's not much of a varied diet, you should try to include some pizza or something. And I apologize, but since you usually reply to my messages 8 to twelve hours after I respond there really isn't much I can do...

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 2, 2011 at 2:23 AM

I never knew snakes ate so regularly. I eat less often than them then: several large burgers, but only after months stuck to the internet or some game where I was torturing n00bs. Snake and human stomach switch. Ditch as to leave the conversation for more than a minute (I'm very needy).

By ShadowRawr on Jul 1, 2011 at 6:44 AM

A common misconception. While they could go for months without eating, they are usually much happier being fed once a week, just as humans generally prefer to eat several times a day. And me ditch someone? Well I never. As far as I know, we never had any plans. Or am I just being forgetful again?

By Itz_troll-time on Jul 1, 2011 at 1:50 AM

I thought that because reptiles are ectotherms, not using metabolic energy to regulate their body temperatures (which needs lots of food), that they only have to eat every month or so. Am I to believe such an animal would be so desperate to be fed that you have to ditch me to do so?

By ShadowRawr on Jun 30, 2011 at 2:26 PM

Nope, true facts. I have far too many reptiles, and they need to eat at some point. And I thought so too. I mean, video games do take priority over sleeping and eating so...

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 30, 2011 at 1:44 AM

Snakes have to be fed? Euphemism? Video game= completely legit reason to not do something. Permission granted.

By ShadowRawr on Jun 29, 2011 at 5:27 PM

Haha, good cover. But I'm afraid I have plans. Those video games aren't going to play themselves, and the snakes have to be fed...

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 29, 2011 at 1:50 AM

I use bestiality line as cover. Really prefer to lure girls over internets. So, on a completely different subject, do you want to come meet me at my place? ;)... late at night. Bring duct tape...

By ShadowRawr on Jun 28, 2011 at 4:02 AM

Well, I can understand the horse affinity then. You get all of those in a one ton disgusting beast! Its all about knowing what you're looking for I suppose.

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 28, 2011 at 3:52 AM

Oh yeah, sensual, strong, passionate and FILTHY... *drooling with lust* Dirty is just how I like my lovers. Well-hung too.

By ShadowRawr on Jun 28, 2011 at 3:00 AM

I find mammals to be filthy creatures in general. Always whining and drooling, needing DAILY feedings. Such high maintenance.

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 28, 2011 at 2:56 AM

I have had a few cows, but I find horses make much better lovers. I'd much rather have another horse.

By ShadowRawr on Jun 28, 2011 at 2:54 AM

I'd say that I'd rather dine with a bovine than an equine, as they make far better conversation. Have you heard the ear slitting whinnies horses make? Dreadful.

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 28, 2011 at 2:48 AM

I'll get you eventually. Would you rather have a horse or a cow?

By ShadowRawr on Jun 28, 2011 at 2:38 AM

...well played sir. Well played. But I don't see that as a problem. I'm not mad. Me gusta nyan cat.

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 28, 2011 at 2:33 AM

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By ShadowRawr on Jun 27, 2011 at 10:01 PM

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By Itz_troll-time on Jun 27, 2011 at 3:16 AM

I hope this message didn't LET YOU DOWN. (I forgot to mention that).

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 27, 2011 at 3:15 AM

NEVER understand why some are GUNNA people GIVE Rick props, like YOU. I just want him to shut UP. NEVER GUNNA get why people don't TURN AROUND AND DESERT him. YOU should.

By ShadowRawr on Jun 26, 2011 at 9:51 PM

Well, I'm glad you (possibly) appreciated it. XD And I am also flattered (though it might be the opposite). Would you believe me if I told you I honestly don't hate that song yet?

By Itz_troll-time on Jun 26, 2011 at 1:26 AM

I've been reading what I wrote yesterday. I can't tell where I'm trolling either. I think I was really thanking you for the collectible (somewhere) and I think wanted to sleep with you (but it might be the opposite). Now inspecting text for evidence of a coded Rick Roll.