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where will you be when the drugs wear off?

It was at this moment Barack regretted Letting Joe Biden choose his own outfit

Breaking News - In attempt to rescue world economy, the leaders decided to stage a musical production!

Whose funeral is this? Haven't Decided Yet

So, Michelle, What do you say we both wear sweats tomorrow And watch all the fashion police totally freak out?

I think our lives just got a LOT more complicated...

ROCKET SCIENCE

It had taken months of sneaking into the laundry room at night, but Beanie now had one of every sock in the entire house.

...i can't even has teh arm thats in the sun?

They say itz a sound only we can hear. IDK. I don't hear anything, Karl. Do u?

let me in! let me in! ders no littrboks owt heer, teh fud keepz running awae... sum fud eben fliez... let me back in!!

I has three years Excel and Powerpoint... ... and excellent cuddle skillz

ARMY OF DARKNESS

Instant Tiger Just add shadows

Ooooh, wait! Derez a much better capshun over dere... letz go stand under that one!

iz 100% happi too

You know she is getting her new glasses this week.

Gil Grissom's assistant thought it puzzling that all three victims had such thin arms and legs, and that they had died holding hands and smiling...

If we had thumbs, we would be snapping

'In sickness and in health...'

Funny Pictures - Walrus Has Bucket

I don't no where Frank iz. I jest herd sneez.

As steve watched his cat tap dance across the floor, he realised he should stop drinking.

You there! Stranger! My food bowl is empty! My food bowl is EMPTY!!

dis not what it looks likes i was jus guna stroke his perty orange furs

why couldn't u just have kids? why?

Listen, Don't freak out, but I may haz broken Jesus.

"Edgar, I don't CARE if she's almost out of flour! Find the catnip! Focus! She'll be home in ten minutes!"

Quick, hide teh body

Won't be needing THIS anymoar!

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